Bart Scott is a writer, podcaster, and author of “Ears of Steel: The Real Man’s Guide to Walt Disney World.” Bart lives in the Chicago-area and represents the drunken contingent of Disney fans in middle-America!
 He also seems to be the only member of the show that can wrangle that imaginary tequila swilling rascal Fugment long enough for an appearance!  Aside from books and podcasts, he is a freelance advertising writer and speaker. 

You can also catch him on Ears of Steel: The Podcast. For more about Bart, his book, or even his blog (which he sometimes even writes in) check out